Well, I thought I had better let people know that I was safe and sound up here in (rainy, hot, cycloney) Brisbane. I’m pleased that I’ve arrived even though the start was a little bit bumpy. Let me begin at the beginning. It all started one Friday morning in Sydney ...
1. The drive ...
So we left Sydney on 28th January. Bundled everything up into the car, on the roof (in the pod), in the backseat, in the boot. Didn’t seem like a lot, but I was going to a fully furnished place. Realistically I just needed my clothes, toiletries and some little things to keep me company. Photos, momentos, you know – all the important things. We drove up as far as Lismore (Jiggi to be precise) where we stopped at Tanith’s relative’s place. Very kind of them to put up a couple of strange looking women (OK, so I’m the strange looking one) who came hurtling down the dirt road listening to the newly installed voice of “Olga the Hungarian grandmother” on the GPS say things like “Listen to me. In 500m, you’re going to have to turn left”. Perhaps we were cackling like mad things. Maybe we’re just mad. We got there and that’s all that needs to be said. Anyway, Tanith’s aunt and uncle fed and bedded us and were generally lovely. Thanks so much for your hospitality! We left there at about 0900hrs ready to mosey on into Brisbane. Stopped in at Bangalow (yes, I can hear you asking, it is where the lovely sweet rolled pork comes from) for a delicious coffee and apple turnover at the local patisserie (who in the hell has a local patisserie?!?!?) and moved on to the Gold Coast. We had a look at the pile of rocks now a retaining wall at the front of the property in Jefferson Lane and mooched off into the sunset. OK, so there was no sunset, rather a hot wind but these are semantic differences.
2. The accommodation ...
So you know how I was talking up my accommodation before I left Sydney? Lovely big room, built ins, fan, 5 towels, sheets provided, iron and ironing board in each room, a cleaner for the common areas once a week? Yep. Keep this in mind. I had paid my bond as well as 2 weeks in advance to secure the upstairs area. I was all set to settle into my new room. A few days before I took a phone call from the landlady (I’ll call her .. “the big E” from now on) asking if she could move me from an upstairs to a downstairs room, and after she assured me that they were mirror images reflected on different floors, I reluctantly agreed. Hmmm. Alarm bells should have been (and were) going off even then. When we arrived on Saturday afternoon at about 1400hrs, of course the downstairs room was nothing like the upstairs one. Approximately 1/3 of the size, no towels, linen on the bed that I am not convinced had been washed, no ironing board, no fan, the room was a mess, the bathroom stank and it was a very weak representation of what could be described as a rental accommodation. I messaged the big E asking if I could be moved back upstairs – this was clearly not what I agreed to when we came up just after Christmas. And the resounding answer was no. As I learnt from one of my then flatmates, the fellow who was in my room and who had been causing a great deal of trouble/disturbance had been moved into the room that I was allocated upstairs. This was the big E’s way of “solving the problem” – shafting me ... an out-of-towner without actually addressing the issue of the fellow being a young man with no life experience and no consideration for other people’s space. Probably not a good candidate for share accommodation but who the hell am I to judge?
So every waking moment that I’ve had, I’ve scrambled to find some alternative arrangements. I’ve seen 9 different properties in 3 days (after work), and which included the potential of living with the CFMEU Secretary of QLD, a group of pot-smoking fine arts students as well as a nurse who went to the same uni that I am now teaching at and who didn’t think particularly highly of the course. I settled on a Chinese lady and her 7 year old son who owns the townhouse that I’ll live in (with them both) and who comes from Cherrybrook in Sydney. She bought the place 3 years ago when she moved up. It’s closer to work, living with less people and a thoroughly lovely place. I’ve put some pictures up here.

I move my stuff in on Friday evening an event I am very much looking forward to!
3. The job ...
Oh yes ... the reason for the season. Well, it’s day 4 now and I have to say that I love it, love it, love it, love it, love it. The role is a huge, but I think I’m up to the challenge. I’ll be managing a cohort of 550 (approx) this semester and a second cohort of 300 (approx) next semester in their final clinical placement blocks. I’m teaching in 4 different subjects (104hrs/semester) and participating in the ECARD programme which is an early career academic and research development stream designed to support new academics in their various roles within the university/tertiary sector. People are amazing. I’m still figuring out where everyone fits in the grand scheme of things, but the QUT website is replete with pictures of staff members which makes life a lot easier. My mentor is a wealth of knowledge. She’s young enough to still be in touch with excellent clinical matters, but incredibly experienced as an academic. I’ll work (very) closely with her in this first semester and she will merely shadow me in the second. The course structure means that there are two intakes per year, so it’s running the same course again in the second half of the year. I do hope that I’ll be able to do as good a job as she does. The course will have my own slant on it soon ... just not in the next 15 minutes!
Well, I think that’s all I’ve got for the moment. I’ll be back in touch soon. Drop me a line if you feel inclined!
All my love,
Naomi